Eternal Eating
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grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
Either way, keep safe, friends. 

fyeahsophieturner:

Craig Ferguson: Natalie and Sophie, are you jealous of the swordplay? Do you ever wish you could get a little more in the way of kind of brutal killing action going on? [x]

kaitrokowski:

Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

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Filed under: how to sext

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

grimpossum:

aplacethatdoesntknowmyname:

Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’

Filed under: Actors who are secretly their characters

malfoysdeliverance:

itsmarshalltime98:

whenyouwishupondisney:

our-fate-lives-within-us:

itstumblingwithgrace:

My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

and I think this further proves our point…

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Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

This must be shared, with EVERYONE!

SCREAMS

pleatedjeans:

via
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

lukeisherenow:

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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